New “Justice League: War” Trailer

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http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/10/28/justice-league-war-trailer-debut

(Sorry I can’t pull the trailer up here, but the link to it is above.)

Coming out march of 2014, Justice League: War, is DC comics way of re-booting the justice league (and the rest of the universe it seems, going from the appearance of Cpt. Marvel) to the current new 52. What is this “new 52” some of you guys say? In 2011, DC comics re booted their entire universe and wiped out all the history, laid new foundations, and re gifted us mostly the same characters but with twists. For instance, Wonder Woman, who was once a gal made of clay breathed life into by the gods of olympus is now only the child of Zeus and Hypolita. Which means she now has wierd lightningy power (insert eyebrow raise) when she removes her bracers.
Yeah I know, it sounds fishy to me too. I’m not here to talk about the (cough cough idiotic) things that DC did with the new 52. How they inserted new characters in attempts to be pc and made everything gritty (Stop trying to be MARVEL!) and turned superman into an anti-hero. I’m not bitter, well maybe a little, but I’m here to talk about the movie which looks honestly good.

While Marvel has done better in live action movies, DC typically has always done better in the animation department. Based off the Darkseid arc that brought the team together in the new 52, Justice League: War might have confusing elements. When you watch the trailer, be reminded that these people haven’t worked together before, Batman is still a legend, and Wonder Woman is fresh off the island.

Overall, it looks interesting but I have three complaints. One, Darksied’s voice is way too high. The voice of Darksied should have been voiced by someone who’s done it before like Michael Leon Wooley (Batman: Brave and the Bold), Michael Ironside (Superman: the Animated Series)
or (even though he’s not my favorite) Andre Braugher (Superman/Batman: Apocolypse). Any one of these three could be better than the guy in this movie.
Second, Green Latern and Wonder Woman’s costumes are a little…..off. The costumes from the new 52 were fine, why didn’t they keep them? If you wanted to make WW’s costume more functional, why not add pants?

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Finally, I know I’m not the first person to say this, WHERE’S AQUAMAN!!!! He just became a lean mean monster-killing machine and you shaft him! Come on DC! Get your act togather!

However, I guess I can’t complain too much until I watch the movie in march. Maybe we caught the bad parts in the voice acting. (Insert sigh) a gal can dream. So what do you guys think?

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“How Not to Get Murdered” written by a Police Officer

My Mom showed me this early this morning, and as a gal who spends alot of nights at home by myself, it’s rather interesting. I honestly didn’t think of the things written out in this message on face book. So if you know anyone who could benefit from these tips, just pass it along. Stay wierd and stay safe this holiday season. 🙂

” Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one’s life. In daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, & everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do :The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you… Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.. The driver won’t see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.
DON’T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE..

If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars. C.) Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; and even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked ‘for help’ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late
and she thought it was weird.. The police told her ‘Whatever you do, DO NOT
open the door..’ The lady then said that it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, ‘We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.’ He told her that they think a serial killer
has a baby’s cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby’s cries outside their doors when they’re home alone at night.

10. Water scam! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full blast so that you will go out to investigate and then attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbors! Please pass this on
This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on America ‘s Most Wanted when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana

I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know.
It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle..
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,
you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need
to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it
and it’s better to be safe than sorry..
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or
a loved one’s life.”

Merry Christmas! Here’s your present!

Around this time of year, it’s easy to get stressed out, strained, and feel you’ll strangle someone if you here “Jingle Bells” one more time. So to help you relax, I’m going to give you the gift of a few moments of chuckles. Here’s some funny picks from the start of my blogging, some more recent, and some brand new. Pass on the love, have a merry christmas, and stay wierd people!

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Uncanny resemblence

Uncanny resemblence

My family was watching the first hobbit in preparation for the midnight showing when my oldest sister pointed out that the reason Martin Freeman was so good at playing Bilbo is that in the riddles in the dark scene he was basically dealing with Sherlock.
I laughed, thought about it, then made this little picture.