20 two sentence horror stories

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20 two sentence horror stories

Try not to read them home alone. If you are going to, kudos to you! Oh, and could someone explain number 13? I really don’t get it.

Oh, here is my humble submission:

I hope those teenagers are smarter than they look. I’m starving.

eh, that could’ve gone better. Do you guys want to try? Just put some in the comments area below.

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I was born in the wrong century…

I was born in the wrong century...

If only I could sew this well, and could wear it out in public I would. Every day. But alas, I can only do both around Halloween. At least the wear it out in public part.

5 Rules For Horror That Everyone Should Know

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Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays. I love dressing up as someone else and watching horror and munching on my favorite treats. But I also love halloween because it is a day when I meet up with my dad to watch a scary movie. And scary movies have taught me so much. Here’s 5 rules for survival just for you.

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1. Check your house history before moving in.
Murders, deaths, suicides, they’ve all happened in houses. Do yourself a favor and check it’s background. You don’t know what could be there.
Proven in: Amityville Horror, Rose Red etc.

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2. Living and Debauchery don’t mix.
Who dies first in the movies? Point made.
Proven in: Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, (need I go on?)

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3. Children are Evil
Not all children….. just ones that never talk….and dissect small animals…..and have unhealthy interests in the occult….
Proven in: Halloween, Orphan, The Grudge, The Ring, Mama, The Exorcist etc.

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4. Scientists Can Be Stupid Too
Have you ever noticed that one of the first people to die after the debaucheriers (is that a word?) is the person who wants to study it?
Proven in: Darkness Falls, Independence Day, The Creature From the Black Lagoon movies, etc.

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5. Don’t Check it.
The breaker, the noise, the doorbell, the light in the supposedly abandoned house. Don’t check it, RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Proven in: Do I even need to list them?

Happy Late Halloween and happy Hauntings! Stay Wierd People!

Sorry your day was sad….Here’s a picture to make you glad! (pre-monday editon)

Once again, monday will come. But since they will come no matter what we do 😦 here are some pictures to ease you in to week.

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Cutest child’s costume ever! (aka Sorry your day was sad, here’s a picture to make you glad!)

Cutest child's costume ever! (aka Sorry your day was sad, here's a picture to make you glad!)

Baby Carl Fredrickson from Up! With Halloween next month, (I’m one of those people who talk about costumes more than a month before) I thought this was too cute a pic to pass up posting!