Diary of a Civilian #4

Dear Diary,

I might’ve done something stupid. Just saying. Remember when I told you about Dr. D’s (I know the nickname sounds like a rap artist, but it’s still better than the full “Doctor Despicable”) offer, you know help kill Power House and he’ll help me walk again. Yesterday, I contacted him (yes he left his business card) and told him I’d help him. What? I wanted to walk! Power House never did anything for this city but destroy it a couple thousand times. How was I supposed to know Dr. D would actually accomplish his goal?

Crap. They’re outside. I’ll write again when I find another hiding spot.

Jackie

(Note From Author: Check out numbers 1-3 under Daily)

20 two sentence horror stories

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20 two sentence horror stories

Try not to read them home alone. If you are going to, kudos to you! Oh, and could someone explain number 13? I really don’t get it.

Oh, here is my humble submission:

I hope those teenagers are smarter than they look. I’m starving.

eh, that could’ve gone better. Do you guys want to try? Just put some in the comments area below.

5 Rules For Horror That Everyone Should Know

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Halloween has always been one of my favorite holidays. I love dressing up as someone else and watching horror and munching on my favorite treats. But I also love halloween because it is a day when I meet up with my dad to watch a scary movie. And scary movies have taught me so much. Here’s 5 rules for survival just for you.

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1. Check your house history before moving in.
Murders, deaths, suicides, they’ve all happened in houses. Do yourself a favor and check it’s background. You don’t know what could be there.
Proven in: Amityville Horror, Rose Red etc.

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2. Living and Debauchery don’t mix.
Who dies first in the movies? Point made.
Proven in: Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, (need I go on?)

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3. Children are Evil
Not all children….. just ones that never talk….and dissect small animals…..and have unhealthy interests in the occult….
Proven in: Halloween, Orphan, The Grudge, The Ring, Mama, The Exorcist etc.

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4. Scientists Can Be Stupid Too
Have you ever noticed that one of the first people to die after the debaucheriers (is that a word?) is the person who wants to study it?
Proven in: Darkness Falls, Independence Day, The Creature From the Black Lagoon movies, etc.

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5. Don’t Check it.
The breaker, the noise, the doorbell, the light in the supposedly abandoned house. Don’t check it, RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Proven in: Do I even need to list them?

Happy Late Halloween and happy Hauntings! Stay Wierd People!

Just thinking….

I am suprised hollywood hasn’t thought of this, but why not make a good (emphasis on good) ghost/possesion movie that involves a christian hero? I mean seriously, considering the fact that one, christians have the power over the bad guys from below and two, it is a relatively unused concept, why don’t they try it? And by christian, I don’t mean the catholic priests and bishops. I mean the everyday protestant christian. While the Catholic church is most known for exorcism, every christian, (from anglican to baptist) has the power to cast out demons and all that other bad stuff. It would be an interesting perspective I think, that a everyman christian (with nary a rosary nor flask of holy water in sight) has to help a person who has a poltergeist, or the boogeyman to contend with.

It’s not like major companies haven’t done good christian movies before…

So if you have heard of a movie with this description or know a good director with some time to burn, would you let me know?

Stay weird people!