Diary of a Civilian #4

Dear Diary,

I might’ve done something stupid. Just saying. Remember when I told you about Dr. D’s (I know the nickname sounds like a rap artist, but it’s still better than the full “Doctor Despicable”) offer, you know help kill Power House and he’ll help me walk again. Yesterday, I contacted him (yes he left his business card) and told him I’d help him. What? I wanted to walk! Power House never did anything for this city but destroy it a couple thousand times. How was I supposed to know Dr. D would actually accomplish his goal?

Crap. They’re outside. I’ll write again when I find another hiding spot.

Jackie

(Note From Author: Check out numbers 1-3 under Daily)

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Diary of A Civilian #1

(Here’s my re-posting of a story idea. Enjoy!)

4/14/14

Dear Diary,

Hi, my name is Jackie.
Your name is Diary.
Now that we’re introduced, I probably should tell you why I started writing in you. One, Spock (my siamese cat) can’t carry a decent conversation to save one of his nine lives. Two, my best friend Heather finally decided to move to our eastern division of Chrysanthemum Catering. We’d been best friends since we could talk, well mostly since she could talk, I listened.

When I asked her why she had to go, she said something about how the city was constantly being destroyed in the battles between Superheros and Villains. I guess I can understand that. I mean if I woke up one morning and found that the wall dividing my home from the morning air was gone, I’d be upset too. So she left earlier this week, and I’m already am going crazy. Yesturday, I had an entire conversation with Spock, who in disdain for my humanity, said “Mrow” and went into the kitchen to nibble on the leftovers from breakfast in a bowl.

I guess I should try to make more friends, but honestly, everyone at the office is so busy. In a big city on the east coast, Crown City to be specific, a catering business has alot to do. And to pay for the rent on my apartment, which is about a king’s ransom a month, I have to work not only in the office for scheduling, but work the events as well. Tonight, I have a major event to work.

The Mayor is deciding to present another key to the city to Powerhouse, a stud in spandex that just saved us yet again from doom. Whoop-de-doo.

Tell you if anything happens. After all, some idiot villain might show up. When I think about it, if a idiot villain destroys the dirty dishes, I won’t have to clean them.

Here’s crossing my fingers,

Jackie

Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t put up pictures. This might have made you Blue. Here’s some funny Pictures to make it up to you!

Sorry I’ve missed putting these up here, I had a paper to write. But now to celebrate getting finished, here’s some pictures about writing. (Oh the irony, I had to retype writing four times)

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Sorry Your Day was Sad…..Here’s a Picture to make you glad!!! (Pre-Monday edition)

I looked around today, and saw nature, and recalled the time I saw a squirrel run up the side of a tree with a green apple in it’s mouth. So, in honor of the animals that make us “LOL” or whatever the kids call it nowadays, I give you pictures of animals! Enjoy and have a good Monday!

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(How I feel When I Work Out….)

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(That’s a shaved llama by the way…)

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(I Just Thought He Was Cute <3)

Oh By the way, if you guys ask me, I can find pictures especially for you! I'll put the picture on the next pics of the day post (As long as it's PG). Also, I should have the "13 things Horror Has taught me" list up before Halloween so keep an eye out for that!

Stay Weird Everyone!

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